(Source: georgie-stevenson, via bambi-xo)
(Source: tedbeary, via goodvibesbro)
- me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
- 300 attempts later
- me:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
(Source: unsexual, via goodvibesbro)
- me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
(Source: satanswh0re, via goodvibesbro)


