so long and thanks for all the fish

18. Kerrie Johnson.
  • me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
  • 300 attempts later
  • me:

kwieta:

in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape 

(Source: unsexual, via goodvibesbro)

  • me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again